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Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Let me update u guys on MOI! heh.. since i figured that it'll be hard to meet up...(esp for chu-kwek-di-pok-ha and moi BP friends)

I'm currently working in a tuition center where i initially print worksheets and attend to customers at the counter - counter staff that is.. I've been transfered to the marketing dept coz moi friend-collegue showed moi i/c moi wonderful pretty drawing of moi farting elephant - if you guys even rem its an elephant,( yes, hai ha, i drew it on ur bd bottle and u said it was a piggg... -__-") Anyway, I dun have to be the 'photocopying auntie' anymore but have to design all the company's notice boards- including all 26 branches of it.. how cute, how nice and refreshing to see a board filled with farting elephants instead of just mere 'students' results.. plain old company's logo and motto or what have you...

My goodness! now i worked in an office where i no longer attend to fussy irritating think-they-are-so-high-and-mighty and think-their-kids-are-so-smart parents.. but have a table and com all to myself where i surf for pictures and designs and grow fat.

i just cant' stand those stupid parents who insist that their kids are soo smart that they want them to enter the GEP in the tuition center (yes, if u're wondering, our tuition center do offer GEP and i think its disgusting man... robbing kids of what little childhood they already have.) and here's one of the senerio i have:

mother with son: ex-CU-me huh, how is the tuition carried out? is the syllabus the same as the schools?
me: Yes mam, we follow the schools' syllabus according only we teach them faster so that they'll be more comfortable with the pace in school
mother: Oh really ah? But HOR, RI sets its own syllabus LEH, how AH?
me : (den what the hell are u doing here? Go find an RI tutor lah! siao zha bo!) Oh I see, would you like to see a sample of it?
mother: Sure
Me took the sample for her to see
Me: These are the ones, how is it? (forcing a smile- half appearing to be sarcastic)
mother: ( to her fat ugly bespectacled son) so how son? can? is this what u learn in school?
Son: Ok La.. (to me) BUT hor, RI sets its own Syllabus one, so hor, u know la, RI sets its own syllabus so may not be the same
Me: (getting pissed- UH-uh.. THAT is WHY I let u see the sample what, are u Retarded or what? Oh yes, RI i forgot) Well, LOOK at the sample and do u think its similar to what u have been taught? (half-mocking at him already)
Mother: RI sets its own syllabus a bit harding than normal ones leh..
Son: Ya, RI sets its own syllabus, it even writes its own textbooks, so its different
Me: (YES, enough! I KNOW RI sets its own bloody syllabus! Did RI teach you to be a parrot or smth?!) Well, Since you are so good already, Why do you still need tuition? ( i mean, you are just stupid beyond hope, and oh, if you want, maybe i can recommend u to the IMH- the best tuition center for ppl like ur son) (Force a big bright smile and makin sure the boss isnt ard)
Mother: ...... (looks at the sample)
Son: .... (looks at the mother)
Mother: Oh, hmm.. its quite similar, i think i'll consider first, Thank You very much
Me: U're welcomed (to go back to ur Retarded Instituition)

See! That's the USUAL kind of parents who send their kids for tuition, and when i worked at the counter, i've to deal with soo many of such idiotic parents... haiz.. oh well okok, enuff of them, talk abt moi work now, doing ALOt of Art& crafts. and it hasnt been all that good either,

Response of
Laminating machine: Moi teachers' photos, profiles.. melted in it... dunno why..anyway, its not so bad now coz i tore out the melted-solidified sheets and now its usable again... only that i broke my ruler while doing it...
Shredder: Paper jammed even before it got shredded, none of moi collegue can use it after that, from now on, i shred them myself...
Colour printer: Paper jammed or unaligned...it finally froze altogether and not respond coz i have put too many printing jobs at one time...
Printer: Paper jammed and i dunno why...(each time at diff place, it always makes me sweat while trying to pull out the jammed paper and ended up tearing it away leaving the bits still stuck in place...)
Computer: Nothing is aligned the way i want them to
Printers-in-general: I often click the wrong printer so moi doc acutally did get printed- in other ppls' printer all over the HQ...

There's seriously absolutely wrong... clash of personality??!!

So that's me in moi work....

Thank You

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